jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
Omg… No! Why! :( I don’t know why my friends come to me for relationship advice… I’ve barely been in one myself. I don’t know what to say, I don’t know what to do… I just don’t know. What do I say to my friend who’s going through a break up? It’s not your fault? Everything happens for a reason? You’re worrying too much? Um,.. Shit, I don’t know. Omg… I suck at this! I mean, I’m here for you to listen to your rants and I’m here for you to vent, but I can’t exactly give you feedback because I wouldn’t know what to do myself.
i encourage the act of opening doors for women. i also encourage the act of shutting doors on men and barricading the entrance if necessary